Concerning Hobbits

I haven’t had a haircut since… September. I was going to get a haircut when I started work, but I couldn’t schedule one in. Then I realized it wasn’t worth twenty bucks. Then I realized I didn’t care. Instead, I’m growing it out. Instead of paying for a haircut, I decided to get some conditioner with 99% hydrating curls, to milk its waviness. I have a Hobbit fro thing going on now. A Frodofro, if you will.

Actually, I could gel it up in the Wolverine. I just need the feral chops and a fat cigar…