A Time to Live
Detroit. Nowhere in the galaxy will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You cannot fathom how much I loathe Detroit. This year’s World Series is going to be an emotional one! GO CARDINALS! DO US PROUD!
It’s tiger season. Bring a rifle.
posted by the warrior bard at 2:05 PM
10 Comments:
I'll bring my Howitzer.
Friday, October 20, 2006 2:55:00 PM
I think one would look good mounted above my TV.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 1:46:00 PM
Do you mean a Howitzer, or someone from the Detroit Tigers roster?!
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 3:20:00 PM
You know, I think I would like to have Kenny Rogers' dirty cheating hand mounted on my t.v. I would also like to have a picture next to it of the moment it was lopped off his body to catch that initial excrutiating pain.
How ironic...a guy who bears the same name as the country singer ("I celebrate the guy's entire catalog") who became famous for playing a gambler, cheating!
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 4:03:00 PM
The Howitzer would look nice on your t.v., too, Tim.
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 4:03:00 PM
I actually meant someone from the roster. Perhaps Kenny Rogers. Seriously... I would change my name if it was that.
"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:45:00 PM
DAMMIT!!! I still don't know what that's from!
Wednesday, October 25, 2006 11:56:00 AM
Game 4 was certainly exciting... all that remains is one sweet, sweet victory. I have some brats left in the fridge. Do you know where your condiments are?
Friday, October 27, 2006 4:02:00 PM
Arrrrgh... it won't let me post. I keep getting errors. I have two more posts coming up... but they'll have funky times on them, since they won't post until the next time I log in.
Waaait for it...
Saturday, October 28, 2006 1:13:00 PM
Strike my last.
Saturday, October 28, 2006 1:27:00 PM
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