Pain for Entertainment's Sake

The Captain and the Amazing Brando took on the most dangerous incarnation of Ghost Ninja Demon Fairy Truck Driver yet when they rented Camp Slaughter. I myself had seen the movie once before with Herr Vogler, so I knew what I was getting myself into. For those of you who don’t know, Camp Slaughter is a D movie for which Herr Vogler composed the score.

Watching Camp Slaughter was among the most excruciating experiences of my life. Why in Allah’s name would I want to repeat the experience, you ask? Because the whole time I was watching it with Herr Vogler, I kept saying how I have to watch it with the Captain just to see his reactions to various parts. The Captain, after all, knows more about filmmaking than anyone else I know, has a legendary acid tongue, and has a rapier wit (and sometimes even a War Hammer of Critical Bludgeoning +3 wit). So when the Captain got the idea of Netflixing this movie, I was reluctantly on board with the idea.

This is an awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful movie… but it still beats Dark Harvest 2: The Maize by a long shot.

I’m sure there’s a better way to spend a Saturday night, but look where I live. The pain lets you know you’re alive!