Babies Everywhere

An alarming percentage of my friends are having babies these days. And it’s only going to get worse. Don’t you see what’s happening? It’s an invasion. And we can’t hold back the tide forever. One day, these babies are going to take over the world.

Some people think it’s only a matter of time before I join the ranks of new parents. Others disagree, assuming that because I am 27 and single I must automatically be an immature bachelor playboy wannabe type or something, and will never be “ready” to have kids. Well, everyone needs a role model.

Seriously, though. There are babies everywhere. It’s out of control. I saw a new one this weekend and read a blog about another even newer one. People are going to keep making new people. And Facebook is getting crowded…