Badabing Badabang

My parents just installed wifi. No more dial-up for the warrior bard. I can actually use my laptop again, too. I don't have to drive an hour to Columbia to do it anymore. It's amazing how good you can feel after you are reintroduced to "basic amenities" you've been doing without for so long.

"Now if I can just find a midget with some gin, I'll be in business..."