A Tale of Two Coffee Shops
Monday, April 21, 2008. I had just moved out of Kansas City and in with my brother in St. Charles two days earlier. My first order of business was to look up local coffee shops online. I decided Monday to try Picasso’s Art of Coffee. Two employees were working there that day: Anthony and Jenny.
Present Day. I have grown comfortable with bantering with both of those characters by this point. (Jenny wasn’t here today, so she’s not really part of the story.) I was just chatting with Anthony about… I don’t remember what, but somehow we got on the subject of Kansas City. He worked at Scooter’s on the Plaza during the exact times I used to be there on a daily basis. I went on to tell him that another Anthony worked at the other Scooter’s in OP. The Anthony here said that he knew the other Anthony in Overland Park, too.
This is amazing. My mind can’t grasp the… smallness of the world.
All this time, and Anthony No. 1 and I didn’t even recognize each other from Kansas City. All this time, and we both knew Anthony No. 2. All this time, and it only comes up as I’m preparing to leave town. I bet the next coffee shop hangout I find employs an Anthony.
This is just like in Local Hero, when Denis Lawson turns out to be both the hotel owner and the accountant. Actually, that sort of British humor would only be applicable had I recognized Anthony immediately.
Amazing.
Get to know your barista.

7 Comments:
I seriously think that Scooter's in the Country Club Plaza is either the center or the end of the universe. It was the source of two other blog posts. It's where I ran into Aaron Zimmerman from BG, most unexpectedly, in the post Small World. And let us not forget The End of Time, in which somebody said "I like Schoenberg," and I never got to learn the context of that statement.
It's like Lewis Black says...
Friday, January 30, 2009 3:20:00 PM
"It goes... in your EAR..."
Friday, January 30, 2009 3:20:00 PM
"If it weren't for my horse, I never would've spent that year at college."
Friday, January 30, 2009 3:20:00 PM
Perhaps Scooter's is neither the center nor the end of the universe. Perhaps it's like some sort of wormhole hub; a galactic weigh station of sorts.
word verification: bariatta
close enough to barista to be a little unnerving.
Friday, January 30, 2009 3:33:00 PM
Word verification: ptime
And speaking of...
Friday, January 30, 2009 4:23:00 PM
Actually, the running joke used to be that Panera was a wormhole. More specifically, the men's rooms of all Paneras around the globe are connected. Think how convenient that would be! Well, not convenient to women, of course, but...
Word verification: nonsit
Oh, I'm sorry, this is a nonsitting men's room. Yeah. You can only go Number 1 here.
Friday, January 30, 2009 5:49:00 PM
If there's a bright center to the universe, you're in the bathroom that it's farthest from!
wv: repub - when you're so drunk whilst pub crawling, you don't even realize you've already been in this one.
Monday, February 02, 2009 6:51:00 AM
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