Middle School Students

Medium Humanoid (Swarm)
Hit Dice: 6d12+3 (42 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares), climb 15 ft.
Armor Class: 15 (-1 Dex), touch 12, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+4
Attack: Swarm (1d6)
Full Attack: Swarm (1d6)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Distraction, Snide Gaze, Insufferable Screech
Special Qualities: Immunity to logic, resistance to rules, half damage from verbal attacks, swarm traits
Saves: Fort +1, Ref +1, Will +8
Abilities: Str 12, Dex 8, Con 10, Int 1, Wis 1, Cha 1
Skills: Aggravate +12, Handle cell phone +6, Handle iPod +4, Texting +6, Incoherent chatter +6, Gossip +6, Drama +12
Feats: Stubbornness, Unusually Annoying
Environment: Any middle school or shopping mall
Organization: Solitary, pack (2-4 swarms), or infestation (7-28 swarms)
Challenge Rating: Freaking Impossible
Treasure: Peace and Quiet
Alignment: Chaotic Evil