Thursday, August 20, 2009

Filler

It seems like fall is just around the corner. I, for one, am ready for [adjective] weather, [plural noun], and [noun]-scented candles. It seems like just yesterday it was [name of month], though. Time either passes too quickly or too [adverb]. Oh well, you can’t have your [noun] and eat it, too.

If I’m still here through October, I think I’ll take full advantage of living in the country and carve as many [plural noun] as possible. Somehow, I doubt I’ll have occasion to go to a [noun] maze, but I can certainly get my fill of [plural noun], being [noun] season and all. And since I’m allergic to [noun], just the thought of going to a [type of event] makes my [body part] itch.

Well, I’m getting ahead of myself. It’s still summer, and that means lots and lots of [verb ending in -ing]. I’m not sure why I’m already thinking about October. Maybe it’s because [name of blogger] has me thinking about [adjective] [plural noun], a very [adjective] idea we have for a screenplay. Actually, I’ve been listening to a lot of [name of band], which always makes me think of October. It’s almost a Pavlovan response, a sort of mental association I have with [plural noun]. It makes me want to reread [title of book]. The possibilities are [adjective].

I worry sometimes that when I blog as [adverb] as this, my readers think I’m just being [adverb] [adjective]. Well, whatever. Mostly I just want to [verb] with [plural noun], preferably while drinking [name of drink] with [name of blogger]. But you have to [verb] before you [verb].

Heh heh… that’s what she said.

5 Comments:

Blogger Mikey the Pikey said...

COOL!!! MAD LIBS!!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009 6:28:00 PM

 
Blogger Herr Vogler said...

It seems like fall is just around the corner. I, for one, am ready for [shitty] weather, [shits], and [shit]-scented candles. It seems like just yesterday it was [Shit], though. Time either passes too quickly or too [shittly]. Oh well, you can’t have your [shit] and eat it, too.

If I’m still here through October, I think I’ll take full advantage of living in the country and carve as many [shits] as possible. Somehow, I doubt I’ll have occasion to go to a [shit] maze, but I can certainly get my fill of [shits], being [shit] season and all. And since I’m allergic to [shit], just the thought of going to a [shit storm] makes my [shitter] itch.

Well, I’m getting ahead of myself. It’s still summer, and that means lots and lots of [shitting]. I’m not sure why I’m already thinking about October. Maybe it’s because [Herr Shitter] has me thinking about [shitting] [shits], a very [shitty] idea we have for a screenplay. Actually, I’ve been listening to a lot of [Scheisse], which always makes me think of October. It’s almost a Pavlovan response, a sort of mental association I have with [shit]. It makes me want to reread [On Bullshit]. The possibilities are [shitty].

I worry sometimes that when I blog as [shit] as this, my readers think I’m just being [shittily] [shitty]. Well, whatever. Mostly I just want to [shit] with [shits], preferably while drinking [shit] with [The Captain (of Shit)]. But you have to [shit] before you [shit].

Heh heh… that’s what she said.

Thursday, August 20, 2009 9:01:00 PM

 
Blogger The Captain said...

I find your lack of [content] disturbing.

Friday, August 21, 2009 12:06:00 PM

 
Blogger the warrior bard said...

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sunday, August 23, 2009 2:33:00 PM

 
Blogger Mikey the Pikey said...

I was actually thinking of using nothing but references to sheep and fucking - couldn't make it work in a few cases though.

Shame...

word verification: foxit - what The Pikey likes to do whenever he sees a naked woman...ANY naked woman!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:54:00 AM

 

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