People Suck
Any questions?
posted by the warrior bard at 9:49 PM
Monday, March 09, 2009
About Me
- Name: the warrior bard
- Location: If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.
You know who I am. If you don't, you stumbled across this blog by accident and you have my pity (but not my apologies).
Previous Posts
- The Rite of Spring
- The Rum is Gone
- A Little Push
- Recruiting Party Members
- Unpacking
- Burn It All
- Avenging Angel
- Side Quests
- A Tale of Two Coffee Shops
- Cobwebs
7 Comments:
Questions?
"Where is the passenger lounge for the lunar shuttle?"
"Concourse lounge C, fourth level. Next?"
"How long is my parking permit good for?"
"Two hours. Next?"
"What's the fastest animal on Earth?"
"The cheetah. Next?"
"Should I fake my orgasms?"
"Yes! Next..."
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 7:14:00 AM
word verification: nowisbox - sounds like 'Iron' Mike took one to many to the nogging eh?!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:40:00 AM
'too' DAMMIT, 'TOO'!!!
Always forgetting that goddamned second 'o'! FUCK ALL!!!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:41:00 AM
"And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle and G-U-T-S: guts. Why, Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine... including the colon!"
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:58:00 AM
"If I'm not me, den who da hell am I?"
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 12:36:00 PM
Questions?
"Dad, why did the dinosaurs die out?"
"Because you touch yourself at night!"
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:58:00 PM
Airplane II.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:36:00 AM
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